{"id":77,"date":"2024-11-03T21:00:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-03T21:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shittykaraoke.com\/?page_id=77"},"modified":"2025-05-07T17:06:20","modified_gmt":"2025-05-07T17:06:20","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/shittykaraoke.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_section et_pb_section_0 et_pb_with_background  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_section_regular et_block_section\" >\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_row et_pb_row_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_row\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_d4_element et_pb_column_2_3 et_pb_column et_pb_column_0  et_pb_css_mix_blend_mode et_block_column\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_text et_pb_text_0  et_pb_text_align_left et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_text_inner\"><h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xxxx-large;\"><strong>Welcome to Shitty Karaoke!<\/strong><\/span><\/h1><\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_module et_d4_element et_pb_text et_pb_text_1  et_pb_text_align_left et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"et_pb_text_inner\"><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ever felt that your favorite tunes were missing a certain\u2026 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">je ne sais squat<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? Well, flush those worries away! Because we\u2019ve remixed the biggest chart-toppers into cheeky parodies that\u2019ll make you giggle till you gotta go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From <\/span><b>\u201cBohemian Crapshitty\u201d<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to <\/span><b>\u201cSweet Toilet Time\u201d<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, our track list is clogged with classics that have been plumbed to perfection. Whether you\u2019re a fan of number ones, number twos, or just enjoy a good ol\u2019 bathroom ballad, we\u2019ve got the tunes to tickle your funny bone and your bowels.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So grab that microphone\u2014just make sure to wash your hands first\u2014and dive into the most uproarious, down-to-earth karaoke experience around. 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